Welcome to Mars, Doge!
Join the first interplanetary memecoin mission. Much red, very planet!
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About $MARSDOGE
$MARSDOGE is not just a memecoin, it's a lifestyle. We're here to make cryptocurrency fun again and potentially fund the first dog park on Mars. Join us on this ridiculous journey to the red planet!
Remember: In Doge we trust, in Mars we bark!
Tokenomics
- Total Supply: 420 Billions $MARSDOGE (because why not?)
- Burn Rate: 0.1% per Elon tweet about Mars (we're gonna be rich!)
- Distribution: 2% to Martian colony fund, 50% to hodlers (diamond paws only)
- Mars Exploration Fee: 2% of each transaction goes to NASA (just kidding, it goes to more memes)
- Martian Tax: 0% of all transactions are set aside for future Martian government bribes
Roadmap to Mars
Phase 1
Launch $MARSDOGE
Phase 2
Teach Doge to bark in Martian
Phase 3
Build rocket-powered dog houses
Phase 4
Establish first Doge colony on Mars
Phase 5
Open first Martian Doge Park
Phase 6
Declare $MARSDOGE as official Mars currency
A Day in the Life of a Martian Doge
- 6:00 AM: Wake up and howl at Phobos and Deimos
- 7:00 AM: Morning walk in low gravity (much float, very bounce)
- 9:00 AM: Check $MARSDOGE price (always 1 MARSDOGE = 1 MARSDOGE)
- 11:00 AM: Attend "Barking in Martian" language class
- 1:00 PM: Lunch at the Crater Cafe (specialty: Dehydrated Doge Treats)
- 3:00 PM: Nap in the biodome (dreams of chasing Martian rovers)
- 5:00 PM: Play fetch with antigravity frisbee
- 8:00 PM: Stargaze and look for Earth (much homesick, very far)
- 10:00 PM: Post daily Mars selfie (#DogeOnMars #MuchRed #VeryPlanet)
Frequently Asked Questions
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Breaking News
Elon Musk's secret plan to colonize Mars with Doges
$MARSDOGE Price Predictor
Current $MARSDOGE Price: 1 $MARSDOGE = 1 $MARSDOGE
Always remember: 1 Doge = 1 Doge, even on Mars!
Martian Dictionary
HODL
Martian for "Don't let go, even in low gravity"
To The Moon
Outdated. Martians now say "To The Earth!"
Diamond Hands
Evolved to "Martian Rock Hands" due to extreme conditions
Pump and Dump
Illegal on Mars. Punishable by exile to Pluto
Doges Sent to Mars
* This number is 100% accurate and verified by the Intergalactic Doge Association
Join the Mars Doge Community
Invest in Mars Real Estate
Hot Properties on Mars
- Olympus Mons Penthouse - Only 69,420 $MARSDOGE
- Valles Marineris Beachfront - 42,000 $MARSDOGE
- Crater Front Property - 10,000 $MARSDOGE per crater
* Disclaimer: Mars Real Estate market is highly speculative. Invest at your own risk. No refunds for alien invasions.